I seriously hope we don’t hit any issues during take off or turbulence during the flight because the guy in the seat next to me has an ipad, a full size laptop, a folder full of papers , and his headphones in the seat back pocket—barely in the pocket.

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@chigh 😲 you're literally not supposed to put laptops in the seatback pocket like that. Maybe a flight attendant will notice him.

@Valancy Yeah, the've not been allowed on the pocket for as long as I can remember. Especially all of the stuff he had in there. The FA, unfortunately, didn't notice. He hid it behind the newspaper he was reading. Some people!

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