Kehzafox @jeffnik@squid.cafe

For Father's Day my toddler showed me that without trying he could unlock the fingerprint security on my android phone.

One of the highlights of my day will be calling the Canada Revenue Agency. And I don't even mean the facetiously.

For this month my workplaces has shifted to 4 day (32 hour) work weeks, so this is the second Friday I've had off. Since I don't suffer from the "sinus cold from dimension mucous" this week I'm really looking forward to the day.

Phone spammers are getting lazy. I had a number repeatedly call.over the past week, And finally decided to pick up. I assume they didn't expect me to pick up because I only heard call centre noise, clacking keys, and then "I really like the Strawberry daiquiries. Especially when I put a bit of banana in there. " And then they hung up. Daiquiries, hey?

As my rev-level continues to trend up I have now ended up with progressive lenses in my glasses. So much seeing was taken for granted. Hopefully in a few days muscle memory will pick up the slack.

I drove to another country for a meeting and the folks that wanted the meeting didn't show up. At least I got to talk with co-workers from one of our other locations! I'll get my 3 travel hours back somehow. Plus the freezing gaze from customs...

I have to remember to channel my inner peace when another driver intentionally waits on a side street to cut me off and then flips me the bird. Before it even starts I should realise whatever I do aside from letting them in is not going to do my stress level any good. Especially when my toddler is in the car.

I don't think my texts are interesting enough to create fun sentences.

One of my friends likes to play autocorrect roulette where he just continually taps the middle autocorrect option until he has a sentence.

Autocorrect of the day: "Why maps are awesome and people are jerks?"

To celebrate a sports event for the Winnipeg Jets that I'm mostly indifferent to, I thought of the hashtag #WennepigJorts.

This morning I disabled by (placeholder) Facebook account. It's rather insidious that I have to see my friends feed first and I start to feel guilty about what I was doing. I wonder if that is design or just my issue?

How can it be 5°C today and -19°C tonight?
Okay, the answer is weather, but I was looking for a little more je ne sais quoi.

I'm thinking that learning how to create macros at work makes it seem to others like I know the dark arts. Of course, I often find VBA vexing, but it isn't my choice.

Probably rhetorical.

I avoided having a FB account for years but got tired if explaining why I didn't have one. So instead I set one up with the intention of filling it with junk. Better to delete or just fill it up with false info?