This afternoon, J took the kids over to a friend’s house to play after school. I stayed home after our errands earlier (to take a nap). Tonight at dinner, 7yo tells me, “You would’ve had a blast, Daddy.”
Me: Who says I didn’t have a blast here by myself?
J: Yeah, 7yo, do you think he would’ve had a blast sitting around talking with mommies?
Me: What’s wrong with sitting around talking with mommies?
7yo: It’s all blah blah blah blah blah! (Mockingly as she tilts her head from side to side)